Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / ... one of the main causes of the fall \ | of the Roman Empire was that, lacking | | zero, they had no way to indicate | | successful termination of their C | | programs. | | | \ -- Robert Firth / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;