Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / When women kiss it always reminds one \ | of prize fighters shaking hands. | | | \ -- H. L. Mencken, "Sententiae" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;