Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / From the moment I picked your book up \ | until I put it down I was convulsed | | with laughter. Some day I intend | | reading it. | | | | -- Groucho Marx, from "The Book of | \ Insults" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;