Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Split 1/4 bottle .187 liters \ | | | Half 1/2 bottle | | | | Bottle 750 milliliters | | | | Magnum 2 bottles 1.5 liters | | | | Jeroboam 4 bottles | | | | Rehoboam 6 bottles Not available in the | | US | | | | Methuselah 8 bottles | | | | Salmanazar 12 bottles | | | | Balthazar 16 bottles | | | | Nebuchadnezzar 20 bottles 15 liters | | | | Sovereign 34 bottles 26 liters | | | | The Sovereign is a new bottle, made for | | the launching of the largest cruise | | ship in the world. The bottle alone | | cost 8,000 dollars to produce and they | | only made 8 of them. | | | | Most of the funny names come from | \ Biblical people. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;