Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Joshu: What is the true Way? Nansen: \ | Every way is the true Way. J: Can I | | study it? N: The more you study, the | | further from the Way. J: If I don't | | study it, how can I know it? N: The Way | | does not belong to things seen: nor to | | things unseen. | | | | It does not belong to things known: nor | | to things unknown. Do | | | | not seek it, study it, or name it. To | | find yourself on it, open | | | \ yourself as wide as the sky. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;