Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / After all, what is your hosts' purpose \ | in having a party? Surely not for you | | to enjoy yourself; if that were their | | sole purpose, they'd have simply sent | | champagne and women over to your place | | by taxi. | | | \ -- P. J. O'Rourke / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;