Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / > > But IANAL, of course. > > IANAL \ | either. My son is, but if I asked him I | | might get an answer I > wouldn't want | | to hear. | | | \ "Here's my invoice." ? =D / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;