Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Gay shlafen: Yiddish for "go to sleep". \ | | | Now doesn't "gay shlafen" have a | | softer, more soothing sound than the | | harsh, staccato "go to sleep"? Listen | | to the difference: | | | | "Go to sleep, you little wretch!" ... | | "Gay shlafen, darling." Obvious, isn't | | it? | | | | Clearly the best thing you can do for | | you children is to start speaking | | Yiddish right now and never speak | | another word of English as long as you | | live. This will, of course, entail | | teaching Yiddish to all your friends, | | business associates, the people at the | | supermarket, and so on, but that's just | | the point. It has to start with | | committed individuals and then grow.... | | | | Some minor adjustments will have to be | | made, of course: those signs written in | | what look like Yiddish letters won't be | | funny when everything is written in | | Yiddish. And we'll have to start | | driving on the left side of the road so | | we won't be reading the street signs | | backwards. But is that too high a price | | to pay for world peace? I think not, my | | friend, I think not. | | | | -- Arthur Naiman, "Every Goy's Guide to | \ Yiddish" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;