Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Prizes are for children. \ | | | -- Charles Ives, upon being given, but | | refusing, the | | | \ Pulitzer prize / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;