Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The wombat lives across the seas, Among \ | the far Antipodes. He may exist on nuts | | and berries, Or then again, on | | missionaries; His distant habitat | | precludes Conclusive knowledge of his | | moods. But I would not engage the | | wombat In any form of mortal combat. | | | \ -- "The Wombat" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;