Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A citizen of America will cross the \ | ocean to fight for democracy, but won't | | cross the street to vote in a national | | election. | | | \ -- Bill Vaughan / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;