Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / If they were so inclined, they could \ | impeach him because they don't like his | | necktie. | | | \ -- Attorney General William Saxbe / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;