Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / I can't understand why a person will \ | take a year or two to write a novel | | when he can easily buy one for a few | | dollars. | | | \ -- Fred Allen / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;