Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / There is no point in waiting. The train \ | stopped running years ago. All the | | schedules, the brochures, The | | bright-colored posters full of lies, | | Promise rides to a distant country That | \ no longer exists. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;