Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Tax reform means "Don't tax you, don't \ | tax me, tax that fellow behind the | | tree." | | | \ -- Russell Long / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;