Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Consistency requires you to be as \ | ignorant today as you were a year ago." | | | \ -- Bernard Berenson / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;