Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / This message was brought to you by \ | Linux, the free unix. Windows without | | the X is like making love without a | | partner. Sex, Drugs & Linux Rules | | win-nt from the people who invented | | edlin apples have meant trouble since | | eden Linux, the way to get rid of boot | | viruses (By mwikholm@at8.abo.fi, MaDsen | \ Wikholm) / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;