Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / * wolfie ponders how many debianites it \ | takes to screw in a lightbulb| | wolfie: Somewhere around 600? One | | screw's the bulb, and the rest | | | | flame him for doing it wrong. | | wolfie: is the bulb free software? | | Can we vote on whether to screw it or | \ not? / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;