Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / No, my friend, the way to have good and \ | safe government, is not to trust it all | | to one, but to divide it among the | | many, distributing to every one exactly | | the functions he is competent to. It is | | by dividing and subdividing these | | republics from the national one down | | through all its subordinations, until | | it ends in the administration of every | | man's farm by himself; by placing under | | every one what his own eye may | | superintend, that all will be done for | | the best. | | | | -- Thomas Jefferson, to Joseph Cabell, | \ 1816 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;