Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The joys of love made her human and the \ | agonies of love destroyed her. | | | | -- Spock, "Requiem for Methuselah", | \ stardate 5842.8 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;