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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ Shirley MacLaine died today in a freak  \
| psychic collision today. Two freaks in  |
| a van [Oh no!! It's the Copyright       |
| Police!!] Her aura-charred body was     |
| laid to rest after a eulogy by Jackie   |
| Collins, fellow member of SAFE [Society |
| of Asinine Flake Entertainers].         |
| Excerpted from some of his more         |
| quotable comments:                      |
|                                         |
| "Truly a woman of the times. These      |
| times, those times..."                  |
|                                         |
| "A Renaissance woman. Why in 1432..."   |
|                                         |
| "A man for all seasons. Really..."      |
|                                         |
| After the ceremony, Shirley thanked her |
| mourners and explained how delightful   |
| it was to "get it together" again,      |
| presumably referring to having her now  |
\ dead body join her long dead brain.     /
 -----------------------------------------
        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;