Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Shirley MacLaine died today in a freak \ | psychic collision today. Two freaks in | | a van [Oh no!! It's the Copyright | | Police!!] Her aura-charred body was | | laid to rest after a eulogy by Jackie | | Collins, fellow member of SAFE [Society | | of Asinine Flake Entertainers]. | | Excerpted from some of his more | | quotable comments: | | | | "Truly a woman of the times. These | | times, those times..." | | | | "A Renaissance woman. Why in 1432..." | | | | "A man for all seasons. Really..." | | | | After the ceremony, Shirley thanked her | | mourners and explained how delightful | | it was to "get it together" again, | | presumably referring to having her now | \ dead body join her long dead brain. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;