Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / "It's a dog-eat-dog world out there, \ | and I'm wearing Milkbone underware." | | | \ -- Norm, from _Cheers_ / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;