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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/  If you rap your knuckles against a     \
| window jamb or door, if you brush your  |
| leg against a bed or desk, if you catch |
| your foot in a curled- up corner of a   |
| rug, or strike a toe against a desk or  |
| chair, go back and repeat the sequence. |
|                                         |
| You will find yourself surprised how    |
| far off course you were to hit that     |
| window jamb, that door, that chair. Get |
| back on course and do it again. How can |
| you pilot a spacecraft if you can't     |
| find your way around your own           |
| apartment?                              |
|                                         |
\ -- William S. Burroughs                 /
 -----------------------------------------
        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;