Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / If you rap your knuckles against a \ | window jamb or door, if you brush your | | leg against a bed or desk, if you catch | | your foot in a curled- up corner of a | | rug, or strike a toe against a desk or | | chair, go back and repeat the sequence. | | | | You will find yourself surprised how | | far off course you were to hit that | | window jamb, that door, that chair. Get | | back on course and do it again. How can | | you pilot a spacecraft if you can't | | find your way around your own | | apartment? | | | \ -- William S. Burroughs / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;