Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / "World conquerors sometimes become \ | fools, but fools never become world | | conquerors." | | | \ -- "The Outer Limits: The Invisibles" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;