Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Convention organizer to Linus Torvalds: \ | "You might like to come with us to some | | licensed[1] place, and have some | | pizza." | | | | Linus: "Oh, I did not know that you | | needed a license to eat pizza". | | | | [1] Licenced - refers in Australia to a | | restaurant which has government licence | | to sell liquor. | | | | -- Linus at a talk at the Melbourne | \ University / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;