Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / 7:30, Channel 5: The Bionic Dog \ | (Action/Adventure) | | | | The Bionic Dog drinks too much and | | kicks over the National | | | | Redwood Forest. | | | | 7:30, Channel 8: The Bionic Dog | | (Action/Adventure) | | | | The Bionic Dog gets a hormonal | | short-circuit and violates the | | | | Mann Act with an interstate Greyhound | \ bus. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;