Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Take a look around you, tell me what \ | you see, A girl who thinks she's | | ordinary lookin' she has got the key. | | If you can get close enough to look | | into her eyes There's something special | | right behind the bitterness she hides. | | | | And you're fair game, | | | | You never know what she'll decide, | | you're fair game, | | | | Just relax, enjoy the ride. Find a way | | to reach her, make yourself a fool, But | | do it with a little class, disregard | | the rules. 'Cause this one knows the | | bottom line, couldn't get a date. The | | ugly duckling striking back, and she'll | | decide her fate. | | | | (chorus) The ones you never notice are | | the ones you have to watch. She's | | pleasant and she's friendly while she's | | looking at your crotch. Try your hand | | at conversation, gossip is a lie, And | | sure enough she'll take you home and | | make you wanna die. | | | | (chorus) | | | \ -- Crosby, Stills, Nash, "Fair Game" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;