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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Take a look around you, tell me what    \
| you see, A girl who thinks she's        |
| ordinary lookin' she has got the key.   |
| If you can get close enough to look     |
| into her eyes There's something special |
| right behind the bitterness she hides.  |
|                                         |
| And you're fair game,                   |
|                                         |
| You never know what she'll decide,      |
| you're fair game,                       |
|                                         |
| Just relax, enjoy the ride. Find a way  |
| to reach her, make yourself a fool, But |
| do it with a little class, disregard    |
| the rules. 'Cause this one knows the    |
| bottom line, couldn't get a date. The   |
| ugly duckling striking back, and she'll |
| decide her fate.                        |
|                                         |
| (chorus) The ones you never notice are  |
| the ones you have to watch. She's       |
| pleasant and she's friendly while she's |
| looking at your crotch. Try your hand   |
| at conversation, gossip is a lie, And   |
| sure enough she'll take you home and    |
| make you wanna die.                     |
|                                         |
| (chorus)                                |
|                                         |
\ -- Crosby, Stills, Nash, "Fair Game"    /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;