Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / ...He who laughs does not believe in \ | what he laughs at, but neither does he | | hate it. Therefore, laughing at evil | | means not preparing oneself to combat | | it, and laughing at good means denying | | the power through which good is | | self-propagating. | | | \ -- Umberto Eco, "The Name of the Rose" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;