Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / So far we've managed to avoid turning \ | Perl into APL. :-) | | | | -- Larry Wall in | \ <199702251904.LAA28261@wall.org> / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;