Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed \ | my hair. | | | \ -- Bette Davis, "Cabin in the Cotton" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;