Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / A LISP programmer knows the value of \ | everything, but the cost of nothing. | | | \ -- Alan Perlis / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;