Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / petribar: \ | | | Any sun-bleached prehistoric candy that | | has been sitting in | | | | the window of a vending machine too | | long. | | | \ -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;