Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / It's useless to try to hold some people \ | to anything they say while they're | | madly in love, drunk, or running for | \ office. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;