Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ____________________________________ / Working with Julie Andrews is like \ | getting hit over the head with a | | valentine. | | | \ -- Christopher Plummer / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;