Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Between the idea And the reality \ | Between the motion And the act Falls | | the Shadow | | | | -- T. S. Eliot, "The Hollow Man" | | | | [Quoted in "VMS Internals and Data | | Structures", V4.4, when | | | | referring to system service | \ dispatching.] / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;