Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ____________________________________ / Karlson's Theorem of Snack Food \ | Packages: | | | | For all P, where P is a package of | | snack food, P is a SINGLE-SERVING | | | | package of snack food. | | | | Gibson the Cat's Corrolary: | | | | For all L, where L is a package of | | lunch meat, L is Gibson's package | | | \ of lunch meat. / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;