Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / How doth the little crocodile \ | | | Improve his shining tail, And pour the | | waters of the Nile | | | | On every golden scale! | | | | How cheerfully he seems to grin, | | | | How neatly spreads his claws, And | | welcomes little fishes in, | | | | With gently smiling jaws! | | | \ -- Lewis Carrol, "Alice in Wonderland" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;