Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / Conquest is easy. Control is not. \ | | | -- Kirk, "Mirror, Mirror", stardate | \ unknown / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;