Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / My advice to you, my violent friend, is \ | to seek out gold and sit on it. | | | | -- The Dragon to Grendel, in John | \ Gardner's "Grendel" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;