Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / > The day people think linux would be \ | better served by somebody else (FSF > | | being the natural alternative), I'll | | "abdicate". I don't think that > it's | | something people have to worry about | | right now - I don't see it > happening | | in the near future. I enjoy doing | | linux, even though it does > mean some | | work, and I haven't gotten any | | complaints (some almost timid > | | reminders about a patch I have | | forgotten or ignored, but nothing > | | negative so far). > > Don't take the | | above to mean that I'll stop the day | | somebody complains: > I'm thick-skinned | | (Lasu, who is reading this over my | | shoulder commented > that "thick-HEADED | | is closer to the truth") enough to take | | some abuse. > If I weren't, I'd have | | stopped developing linux the day ast | | ridiculed me > on c.o.minix. What I | | mean is just that while linux has been | | my baby so > far, I don't want to stand | | in the way if people want to make | | something > better of it (*). > > Linus | | > > (*) Hey, maybe I could apply for a | | saint-hood from the Pope. Does > | | somebody know what his email-address | | is? I'm so nice it makes you puke. | | | | -- Taken from Linus's reply to someone | \ worried about the future of Linux / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;