Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / On account of being a democracy and run \ | by the people, we are the only nation | | in the world that has to keep a | | government four years, no matter what | | it does. | | | \ -- Will Rogers / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;