Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I reverently believe that the maker who \ | made us all makes everything in New | | England, but the weather. I don't know | | who makes that, but I think it must be | | raw apprentices in the weather-clerks | | factory who experiment and learn how, | | in New England, for board and clothes, | | and then are promoted to make weather | | for countries that require a good | | article, and will take their custom | | elsewhere if they don't get it. | | | \ -- Mark Twain / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;