Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Woke up this morning, don't believe \ | what I saw. Hundred billion bottles | | washed up on the shore. Seems I'm not | | alone in being alone. Hundred billion | | castaways looking for a call. | | | \ -- The Police, "Message in a Bottle" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;