Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / "And we heard him exclaim \ | | | As he started to roam: | | | | `I'm a hologram, kids, | | | | please don't try this at home!'" | | | | -- Bob Violence | | | | -- Howie Chaykin's little animated | \ 3-dimensional darling, Bob Violence / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;