Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / You can cage a swallow, can't you, \ | | | but you can't swallow a cage, can you? | | Girl, bathing on Bikini, eyeing boy, | | | | finds boy eyeing bikini on bathing | | girl. A man, a plan, a canal -- Panama! | | | \ -- The Palindromist / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;