Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The man she had was kind and clean And \ | well enough for every day, But oh, dear | | friends, you should have seen The one | | that got away. | | | \ -- Dorothy Parker, "The Fisherwoman" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;