Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / What, still alive at twenty-two, A \ | clean upstanding chap like you? Sure, | | if your throat 'tis hard to slit, Slit | | your girl's, and swing for it. Like | | enough, you won't be glad, When they | | come to hang you, lad: But bacon's not | | the only thing That's cured by hanging | | from a string. So, when the spilt ink | | of the night Spreads o'er the blotting | | pad of light, Lads whose job is still | | to do Shall whet their knives, and | | think of you. | | | \ -- Hugh Kingsmill / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;