Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / How beautiful are thy feet with shoes, \ | O prince's daughter! the joints of thy | | thighs are like jewels, the work of the | | hands of a cunning workman. Thy navel | | is like a round goblet, which wanteth | | not liquor: thy belly is like an heap | | of wheat set about with lilies. Thy two | | breasts are like two young roses that | | are twins. [Song of Solomon 7:1-3 | \ (KJV)] / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;