Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Grandpa Charnock's Law: \ | | | You never really learn to swear until | | you learn to drive. | | | | [I thought it was when your kids | \ learned to drive. Ed.] / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;