Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / A woman is like your shadow; follow \ | her, she flies; fly from her, she | | follows. | | | \ -- Chamfort / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;